Ode too Microsoft

Hi

Im hereby expressing my feelings for microsoft and windows. Thank you for developing a patch that takes 2hours too install. Thank you MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT BIN LADIN FUCKFACE RETARDS. This is gonna make my job a WHOLE lot more difficult and provide me with annoying retarded costumer questions. How can you deploy an update that takes longer too install than the operating system itself?

Well i have yet too try the update and see what miracles it provides. Hopefully its gonna be godlike and provide servicefree computers for my costumers but thats not bloody likely........

"Hi i would like too buy that shotgun and map over Medina, you dont happen too have bill gates precise adress?"